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About CrapMyFamilySays


Families are fucked up.


Everyone has that family member that says everything at the wrong time, with little or no disregard for social norms. That person that doesn't neccessarily try to be funny, but always blurts out something so unique and strange. Yeah, we know how you feel. This site is here to capture that. It is here to capture the funniest moments from families all across the world.

Of course, not everything is funny. Some things are truly hurtful to the family members that surround them. Our goal is not to use that as exploitation, but rather an outlet. By posting a quote, let others take a glimpse of what it feels like to be sitting at your dinner table.

We all have been there. We all know what it's like to be in a family that are so chaotic, that you want to pull your hair out and give up. But that's where the fun starts. So, as you read these quotes, let us all laugh and cry at what is the traditional family; a group of people with all different personalities, told to live in one home, and base their lives around eachother.

And you thought your family was dysfunctional...

Welcome, and enjoy.

-Tim & Ian